mia-the-wonder-slut:

timecodereading:

“I didn’t come from your rib, you came from my uterus”
Slutwalk São Paulo, 26 May 2012 (see gallery at the link, article in Portuguese)

“I didn’t come from your rib, you came from my uterus”
I absolutely love this.

mia-the-wonder-slut:

timecodereading:

“I didn’t come from your rib, you came from my uterus”

Slutwalk São Paulo, 26 May 2012 (see gallery at the link, article in Portuguese)

“I didn’t come from your rib, you came from my uterus”

I absolutely love this.

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phantomdoodler:

koditsa:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

EXCUSE YOU
I had the amazing opportunity to visit Stonehenge this past year and ya know what!?
IT IS PRETTY FUCKING AMAZING!!!
Ancient History is fascinating don’t even

as someone who’s been dragged on countless vacations I didn’t want to go on, I have to say you really can’t force someone to be interested in something they just don’t care aboutespecially as a kid, I didn’t care about burial mounds or ancient forests or national monuments- now, I’m much more of a history buff, but it simply wasn’t appealing to me at the timeand let me tell you, being somewhere you don’t want to be, with people you don’t want to be with, out in the hot sun, usually trekking to yet another ancient thingamabob that you don’t give a shit about- it’s miserable. so. no. if you don’t want your travel money to be wasted, don’t bring the kid, go somewhere that actually has appeal to the whole family, or save it for a future journey that they’ll actually be able to appreciate

phantomdoodler:

koditsa:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

EXCUSE YOU

I had the amazing opportunity to visit Stonehenge this past year and ya know what!?

IT IS PRETTY FUCKING AMAZING!!!

Ancient History is fascinating don’t even

as someone who’s been dragged on countless vacations I didn’t want to go on, I have to say you really can’t force someone to be interested in something they just don’t care about

especially as a kid, I didn’t care about burial mounds or ancient forests or national monuments- now, I’m much more of a history buff, but it simply wasn’t appealing to me at the time

and let me tell you, being somewhere you don’t want to be, with people you don’t want to be with, out in the hot sun, usually trekking to yet another ancient thingamabob that you don’t give a shit about- it’s miserable.

so. no. if you don’t want your travel money to be wasted, don’t bring the kid, go somewhere that actually has appeal to the whole family, or save it for a future journey that they’ll actually be able to appreciate

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witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

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Update… I’m not dead, I’m just slowly zombifying under the weight of THE finals week of university art education like everyone else. Some of us are already exhibiting hair loss, dandruff and carrying zombie-like expressions with bloodshot eyes. The apocalypse should start soon, so get ready. And please be gentle, we were human once.

PS. Btw, never eat multiple rolls of mint mentos with coffee unless you wish to skimp on laxative money.

No, no, you’re getting it opposite, madam. Nobody ever really grows up, you just have to look at Fox News. Growing up (gaining maturity) is not life. It’s the “growing used to shit you don’t want to do but have to” that is life.

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fire-in-the-dingo:

wheekwonk:

lealken:

wheekwonk:

pricklylegs:

memewhore:

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

It`s a railing.

I still don’t get it because I am stupid

the grainy stuff the squirrel is standing on is a concrete railing, it’s not the ground
it’s positioned just right so it doesn’t conspicuously cover the stuff it’s in front of, like the black thing on the right

oh so is it just really thin

i’m going to do a thing:

it’s all a matter of perspective.

fire-in-the-dingo:

wheekwonk:

lealken:

wheekwonk:

pricklylegs:

memewhore:

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

It`s a railing.

I still don’t get it because I am stupid

the grainy stuff the squirrel is standing on is a concrete railing, it’s not the ground

it’s positioned just right so it doesn’t conspicuously cover the stuff it’s in front of, like the black thing on the right

oh so is it just really thin

i’m going to do a thing:

it’s all a matter of perspective.

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wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

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ytoob:

i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the  ant seemed sad it wasn’t even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day 

That’s what I imagine god(s) are like.

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stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

(via minawakitten)