connorkawaii:

"a female protagonist in assassin’s creed is historically inaccurate!"

haha yeah because ancient aliens, conspiracies, and a war that has been going on for thousands of years yet still somehow remains secret to the outside world is totally accurate i mean we can have glowing magical objects which kill people and all kinds of stuff but a female with a knife is TOO far buddy TOO INACCURATE and TOOO UNSCIENTIFIC!!!!!!

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magitekarmor:

hey I can finally reenact that scene from the badass trailer.. NOPE

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theomeganerd:

Assassin’s Creed Board Game Coming 2.26.14

In Assassin’s Creed: Arena, players compete to uncover the best targets for assassination. But before you can go in for the kill, sometimes you have to deal with some pesky guards, as well as your opponents. Players will collect cards and treasure, move guards, and hide within the city of Constantinople until they find their time to strike. Combat is handled through cardplay, and the player who best manages their cards will have the best chance at victory.

At the start of each player’s turn, they draw an Event card. These cards can spawn new targets in the outer city, move guards, or allow you to find a tunnel to another section of the city. Moving guards is a great way to get them away from you and place them near your opponents. Targets cannot be assassinated while a guard is nearby, but fortunately the guards can be dispatched if need be.

Cards in hand drive the action, but they are also your hit points. If you run out of cards in hand, you die. But just like in a video game, you will soon respawn back at your starting area. Moving and attacking targets (or your fellow players) requires playing cards, so doing too much all at once can be risky. Couple that with trying to avoid the guards and you are in for a tension-filled game of cat-and-mouse. To replenish your hand, complete objectives on your movement cards or hide. Hiding in the outer city is easy and grants you lots of extra cards. When you enter the merchant district or the area around the palace, there just aren’t as many places to hide and you will not draw many cards.

Combat is handled through cardplay. No dice required, although a six-sided die is included to resolve some guard movement. Do you save your best cards for movement or to go in for the kill? He who risks the most has the chance for the most reward!

Game Box Contains:

  • 60 Event Cards
  • 90 Action Cards
  • 4 Oversized Assassin Character Cards
  • 4 Assassin Pawns with bases
  • 9 Guard Pawns with bases
  • 51 Target Tokens
  • 12 Bonus Victory Point Tokens
  • 1 Six-Sided Die
  • 1 Game Board
  • 1 Rulebook

Price: $50.00

Via: Ubisoft blog | cryptozoic

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davnci:

this is my list of favourite ezio tags

  • italian sexpanther
  • ravioli ravioli you killed my familyoli
  • italiano biscotti
  • pasta primavera
  • molto bene on my pene
  • ey lasagna boy
  • muy bene pasta pasta
  • spicy risotto
  • hot chicken alfredo

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vincisomething:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

when ur trying to escape from bad guys in a video game but it attracts more bad guys

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I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY ON THE ROOF, THAT SOME OF THEM ARE FALLING OFF

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nyiro:

A fan service trailer? UBISOFT, YOU’RE DOING IT SO WELL THANK YOU

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theomeganerd:

Assassin’s Creed 4 Parkour Teaser - Coming out Next Week!

OMG *SPAZZES ALL OVER*

aberiliumthebenevolent:

This is why assassin’s creed is the best game 

More like Italian curse words 8D

aberiliumthebenevolent:

This is why assassin’s creed is the best game 

More like Italian curse words 8D

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thorsgoddess:

krazykitsune:

tauntaunrider:

krazykitsune:

thorsgoddess:

krazykitsune:

hilliary:



“You don’t want blood on your your pink Barbie dress” 
I can assure you
the only reason a dress of mine would be pink
is that the blood didn’t come out


HOLY SHIT KATIE


yes hello you rang?

holy shit katie put them down.


nEVER

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

*CACKLING*

thorsgoddess:

krazykitsune:

tauntaunrider:

krazykitsune:

thorsgoddess:

krazykitsune:

hilliary:

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“You don’t want blood on your your pink Barbie dress” 

I can assure you

the only reason a dress of mine would be pink

is that the blood didn’t come out

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HOLY SHIT KATIE

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yes hello you rang?

holy shit katie put them down.

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nEVER

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

*CACKLING*

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