A fan service trailer? UBISOFT, YOU’RE DOING IT SO WELL THANK YOU
Hay thar. I'm a 20+ year old art student and this is my personal blog.
It's mainly to reblog stuff that interest me, which include
Be warned, I spam a lot of stuff everyday in here, your dash will be several pages longer. BE VERY WARNED. I also sometimes post some NSFW things.Main blog: ones-inspiration, which is my art/animation/writing blog thing for references and art stuff.
Sometimes I don't know if I offended someone or not by their reactions (it's hard to tell online) so... just to let you know I don't mean it, don't take it to heart. I don't joke about things, or purposely write some trolling/flame-attracting messages (unless I'm pissed off and looking for a fight, which is rare). If it seems that way, I probably phrased my words wrong or spoke too bluntly. Please be forgiving if I've made such an error.
“You don’t want blood on your your pink Barbie dress”
I can assure you
the only reason a dress of mine would be pink
is that the blood didn’t come out
HOLY SHIT KATIE
yes hello you rang?
holy shit katie put them down.
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
*giggling* I keep seeing a 3 panel storyboard depicting an unfortunate hunter guy who’s very lost and walking into different towns to ask for directions, but he can’t because everyone keeps falling over dead whenever they see him.
1st panel: Can I just… where…” *guy falls over* *everyone else stares at hunter in shock* Uh. I… I didn’t, I didn’t do anything. Wh…
*backs off and runs to next town*
2nd panel: Okay, okay, maybe it’s the clothing, I must stink, let’s try my spare. *steps into town* *everyone keels over this time*…. Nope. Oh god, did that guy just spew blood?
3rd panel: *tries to hide face**walks into town**opens his mouth* *everyone just falls over* Oh for Lord’s sake! IT’S JUST NOT BRUSHING MY TEETH FOR A WEEK. ONE. WEEK.
Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag
i swear to god if i find out they make you climb up through the lubbers’ hole in this game i will track down whoever was in charge of level design and force-feed them the collected works of patrick o’brian, one page at a time