What's the creepiest thing your young child has said to you?

Genuine creepy stuff in there. *shudder*

To make it up, there’s some hilarious ones too.

My daughter is four and has taken to telling nonsensical knock-knock jokes (e.g. “Why did the Mama cross the road? Because her arms were noodles!”). One day she busts this one out:

Why did the butt cross the road?

Because it had a plug in it!

I have never felt so many conflicting emotions about my child.

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Trying to just watch a playthrough of Iamscared so I won’t be as scared… it’s still pretty freaky. TvT; This game creates files that says “hello” and messes with your computer, acting like a living digital entity. Still watching this, white face is playing tag with the player for now.

Edit: Ah. That’s it for that video. I hear white face still visits the player from time to time though. Outside of the game and unbidden.

egbertkid:

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Imscared - A Pixelated Nightmareby Ivan Zanotti
Imscared is much more an experience than a game. In Imscared, you interact with an entity that apparently lives as data, therefore, the data can do things on your computer, such as create files, open it’s .exe file, open images in your browser, or close itself. Throughout the game, the entity (as we know as ‘White Face’) speaks to you through different means. We mostly interact in White Face’s world, one that it seems to have created itself (?), and during our interaction White Face chooses to let us see things at different times, learn things that it needs us to know, and interact with us seemingly out of desire for communication with another person.
The game becomes more terrifying as you progress, but also your feelings about White Face begin to change (it’s hard not to comment on anything!)
I have seen the game featured on many ‘top freeware’ or ‘indie horror’ game lists of 2012 and it’s very deserving of it’s title. Imscared is tough to explain, it’s a game that you just have to play, and you can only play it once.
‘The sound predicts its arrival’
Overall: 5/5
Download here

YOU KNOW WHAT I’LL TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FUCKIN GAME
I DOWNLOADED THIS AND HALFWAY THROUGH I GOT TOO FUCKIN SCARED TO PLAY IT SO I HIT ESCAPE AND TRIED TO GET OUT OF THE GAME
AND IT WOULDN’T LET ME LEAVE
I RESTARTED MY COMPUTER AND THE GAME WAS STILL THERE
I HAD TO TAKE THE FUCKIN BATTERY OUT OF MY COMPUTER TO GET IT TO GO AWAY
AND THEN WHEN I STARTED THE COMPUTER BACK UP IT TRIED TO REINSTALL ITSELF

it sounds like a fucking virus

It’s not a virus, but it sure is fucking scary. I’m pretty sure I’m never going to play this game on my own laptop for my own sanity.

egbertkid:

vriskca:

medicsglasses:

anindiegamereviewblog:

Imscared - A Pixelated Nightmare
by Ivan Zanotti


Imscared is much more an experience than a game. In Imscared, you interact with an entity that apparently lives as data, therefore, the data can do things on your computer, such as create files, open it’s .exe file, open images in your browser, or close itself. Throughout the game, the entity (as we know as ‘White Face’) speaks to you through different means. We mostly interact in White Face’s world, one that it seems to have created itself (?), and during our interaction White Face chooses to let us see things at different times, learn things that it needs us to know, and interact with us seemingly out of desire for communication with another person.

The game becomes more terrifying as you progress, but also your feelings about White Face begin to change (it’s hard not to comment on anything!)

I have seen the game featured on many ‘top freeware’ or ‘indie horror’ game lists of 2012 and it’s very deserving of it’s title. Imscared is tough to explain, it’s a game that you just have to play, and you can only play it once.

‘The sound predicts its arrival’

Overall: 5/5

Download here

YOU KNOW WHAT I’LL TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FUCKIN GAME

I DOWNLOADED THIS AND HALFWAY THROUGH I GOT TOO FUCKIN SCARED TO PLAY IT SO I HIT ESCAPE AND TRIED TO GET OUT OF THE GAME

AND IT WOULDN’T LET ME LEAVE

I RESTARTED MY COMPUTER AND THE GAME WAS STILL THERE

I HAD TO TAKE THE FUCKIN BATTERY OUT OF MY COMPUTER TO GET IT TO GO AWAY

AND THEN WHEN I STARTED THE COMPUTER BACK UP IT TRIED TO REINSTALL ITSELF

it sounds like a fucking virus

It’s not a virus, but it sure is fucking scary. I’m pretty sure I’m never going to play this game on my own laptop for my own sanity.

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trisaratopsies:

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itscandidlycaratempurl:

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

So that would mean that some of the people laughing on laugh tracks are dead? I’m listening to the laughter of dead people? 

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Playing Hide and Seek by Yourself (Hitori Kakurenbo)

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365daysofhorror:

So, there was an anon who asked what I thought of Hitori Kakurenbo earlier today. While I’m still waiting to find out if they meant the movie or the game, I realized some people might not even know what the game is. It is, hands down, the creepiest shit I’ve ever heard of.

Did you ever play the game Bloody Mary, where you stand in front of the mirror in the dark and say “Bloody Mary” three times? Hitori Kakurenbo is Japan’s more horrifying version.

Here’s how you play. If you die, it’s not my fault.

You need:

  • A stuffed animal that has both arms and legs
  • Rice
  • Fingernail clippings (yours)
  • A knife, shard of glass, or some sharp instrument
  • A needle with a long piece of red thread
  • A cup of salt water or Japanese sake
  • A bathtub
  • Someplace to hide
  • A prepared will, because you’re going to die

First, name your stuffed animal. Let’s call our hypothetical teddy bear “Mister Squish”. Cut open Mister Squish and remove all of his stuffing. Replace it with the rice and your fingernail clippings. Make sure he is stuffed up good then sew him back up. Use the needle and red thread. It’s important that you use a long piece of thread so you can wrap the excess around his fuzzy, adorable body like some sort of furry bondage.

At 3am, take Mister Squish into your bathroom. Fill the tub with water. Hold Mister Squish in both hands and say out loud “For the first game, I’m (your name here) going to be it.” Say this three times then drop Mister Squish in the water.

Now, run around your house, turning off all the lights as you go. All of em, even that Spongebob Squarepants nightlight you have that you think I don’t know about but I do. You can keep your TV on but only if it’s tuned to a static-filled station. If you’re really a fan of The Ring, now is your chance to die just like in the movie!

Got all the lights off? Good. Close your eyes and count to ten. When you’re finished, open your eyes and grab the knife (or whatever sharp instrument you picked) and go back to the bathroom. Out loud, announce “I found Mister Squish!” Grab your soggy teddy and stab the shit out of him with the knife/scissors/glass/etc.

Congratulations! You won that round.

Note: The word for “it” in Japanese hide & seek or tag is “oni”  - which means “devil”. This makes the next part of the game all the more terrifying.

Next, say “Now Mister Squish is it.” (AKA “Now Mister Squish is the Devil.”) Leave the still-impaled (this is very important) bear in the bathroom, either in the water or on the floor. Quickly (the instructions specifically say quickly) run out of the room. “Hide Quietly.” (Again, the instructions specify ‘quietly’.) Wherever you hide (closets are a good recommendation), make sure you have your glass of salt water or sake with you. Seriously. Don’t forget this. Just don’t.

Let’s say you pull and R Kelly and you’re hiding in the closet. (Dare I say you are “trapped” in the closet?) Stay there, listening and waiting. For what, you ask? All sorts of crazy shit, apparently. People have reported sounds (footsteps, voices and things being moved), horrible smells, changes in temperature, and having the TV suddenly switch off or the volume change dramatically. Some reported the sensation of being touched or pulled on, others said that their household pets freaked out (cowered or cried out). Whatever happens, stay hidden for as long as you can or until sunrise.

Ready for this shit to be over with? The ending ritual is extremely important. You can’t just hop out of the closet at sunrise and announce that you’ve won. Let’s say it’s still dark, something has freaked you out and you want to end the game. Take as much salt water (or sake) in your mouth as you can, holding it there while you return to the bathroom. Don’t assume Mister Squish will be where you left him. There have been people who find either him or the knife moved or missing entirely. Keep searching until you find Mister Squish. And, contrary to what guys usually say, DON’T SWALLOW! Hold that salty water in your mouth until you get that bear.

Once you find Mister Squish, spit the salt water (sake) all over him and tell him three times, “I won!”

That almost always ends the game… but you can never be too sure. As a final precaution, it is imperative you burn the stuffed animal you used. Even though the game is over, people have posted that they’ve become ill, gotten into some kind of accident, or continued to feel the presence of someone or something.

Oh, and another note of warning - DO NOT PLAY WHILE SOMEONE ELSE IS IN THE HOUSE. There is the possibility that they will be “found” instead of you. And something terrible will happen to them. You must be alone in the house when you play.

So there you go. If you want to die tonight, here is a delightful game just for you. Thanks, Japan!

Welp, I guess I’ll have to make an Ura Ukyou plush if I ever decide to play this.

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dean-laughingalone-withpie:

this is actually incredibly unsettling 

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treramme:

goatozoa:

there is a dead woman who lives beside us and her car hasnt moved in about a year and there were wasps making a nest like this.

 there is a dead woman who lives beside us

treramme:

goatozoa:

there is a dead woman who lives beside us and her car hasnt moved in about a year and there were wasps making a nest like this.

there is a dead woman who lives beside us

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What schizophrenic people hear

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fish-free-oboe-check:

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piertotum—-locomotor:

Watch this with headphones or in a quite room with loud speakers. It is by far one of the creepiest things I have ever heard.

i didn’t last five seconds

One of you guys do it and tell me how it goes

Its pretty sketchy. It makes you feel uneasy, but, spoiler alert, nothing is a screamer. Its just voices. 

holy fuck

Well I’m uneasy.

at first, this was just unsettling, but from the first minute onward [and after i turned down my volume], i felt violently ill. this is a very accurate representation of what the voices are really like. i would highly suggest listening to this if you’d like to have some sort of idea of what happens in some people’s heads.

I almost had an anxiety attack because of the reality of this. Especially when people don’t know you’re listening to it and keep on acting as they would normally. God I’m still shaking a little.

nearly starts crying after first minute

The constant gasping from around 2 minutes onward really did it for me, had to stop when it was clear that wasnt

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albotas:

Resident Evil Themed Butcher Shop Sells Severed Human Body Parts. Yes, Even Wieners.

Of course, they’re not real body parts, just regular ol’ slabs of dead animal made to look like the good stuff. I mean… ¬_¬

Capcom is currently sponsoring a little pop-up art gallery/butcher shop at the Smithfield Meat Market in East London to promote the launch of Resident Evil 6/make people throw up/hungry. It’s called Wesker & Son Wholesale Meats after characters from the game. Clever.

You can also buy sausages shaped like dicks. They even come in Caucasian and blizzack modes, so that’s cool I guess.

The money raised will go to the UK’s Limbless Association to help amputees. Kind of a jerk move in a back-handed sort of way. Like some guy at Capcom’s marketing department was like, “Hey, you guys know what’d be really funny in an ironic kinda’ way?”

Still, though. I wonder what those schlongs taste like.

(pics via Neatorama and The Picky Glutton)

Buy: RE 6 Anthology (PS3), RE 6 Archives (360)
Peep it: More Resident Evil posts

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