so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

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paperboxhouse:

hey lets play catch!…
C   A  T  C  H    T   H   E    F   U  C  K  I  N    T   R   E   E 

paperboxhouse:

hey lets play catch!…

C   A  T  C  H    T   H   E    F   U  C  K  I  N    T   R   E   E 

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galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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akiirei:

tentacuddles:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

You can distinctly make out that she’s saying “What the fuck? Whose alligator is this?”

Lele Pons

akiirei:

tentacuddles:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

You can distinctly make out that she’s saying “What the fuck? Whose alligator is this?”

Lele Pons

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class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?it doesn’t even have joysticks..do you even rumble??!?pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngster

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngsterimage

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

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ask-bombastic-blake:

Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined

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awesomestlonereva:

still not over it

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