aiffe:

when your period is giving you PMS symptoms but won’t start

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mariowiki:

Sakurai: idk lucina why should u be in smash

Lucina:

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Sakurai: holy shit

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team aqua is still better than team magma

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science-sexual:

peashooter85:

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Yes thank you please insert radium directly into your butt.

Wow.

Good science. 

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mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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wentworthsbitch:

idreaminwords:

Raven’s mom knows what’s up

If i had a fucking dollar for every white person ive seen who has reblogged this thinking this was ravens mom, i could take you all out for Olive Garden.

The woman in the gif is Erika Alexander.

The woman who plays Ravens Mom is T’Keyah Crystal Keymáh.

Pay attention.

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fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

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flyingpochama948:

I couldn’t help myself

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