theskaboss:

in which slowbeef bans somebody from something awful for nothing else than using the phrase “intriguingly moe”

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

askmixipony:

horrificbastardisation:

i’ll let you draw your own conclusions

Did you fuck the peanut butter

That’s fucking nuts

thatsmoderatelyraven:

askmixipony:

horrificbastardisation:

i’ll let you draw your own conclusions

Did you fuck the peanut butter

That’s fucking nuts

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p5stuck:

fuyuhikokuzuryuus:

(Drug dealer voice) hey u want white haired anime boys w/ red eyes that die

how much for the ones uncomfortably close to the main male protagonist 

(Source: aogamipierce, via ryurippe)

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rockerfox999:

It’s kind of sad that the new far cry 3 game was leaked before it was even announced. I’m definitely buying it when it officially comes out though.

The dialogue is gold.

Also, dinosaurs with lasers. Literally.

Wow, the entire game? O_o

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best-of-funny:

whitewanke-r:

imaginefucking:

Imagine fucking Zac Efron. He blindfolds you and ties you to the bed. All of a sudden, you feel several pairs of hands on your thighs. Zac removes the blindfold, and you find yourself staring at Corbin Bleu, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale feeling up on your bod. They whisper in unison, “We’re all in this together.”

There are some things you can’t unread

X

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finaldelta:

sempermemor:

Omfg the person that did this is my hero

THIS IS PERFECT

*CHOKES*

finaldelta:

sempermemor:

Omfg the person that did this is my hero

THIS IS PERFECT

*CHOKES*

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musiqchild007:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

image

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Just so we're clear

Cocaine possession: 3-5 years in prison
Crack possession: 15 years in prison
Pirating music: Civil lawsuit and/or up to five years in prison
What these little rapist shits got: One year in prison
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221bec:

lshval:

what if u met ur internet friend irl and they were just a foot. nothing else. just a foot.

I would not expect that toe happen

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Saw this in the tag… SAY WHAT?! OAO ARE YOU SERIOUS (The thought never even crossed my mind… man….heck yes it’s weird.) The closest I’ve ever got to this before was thinking UraUkyo’s like Ukyo’s deadly guardian demon (well of course he would take care of Ukyo. If Ukyo goes down, he dies too)…
I can only think of this as crack pairing, a hilarious what if. In which case they’d fight over everything from what to eat for breakfast to what colour socks they should wear that day… which hardly makes a pairing imo. (They’re more like squabbling siblings lol.)
But yeah, Amnesia guys don’t even have a single shred of BL hint in them (except maybe the rivalry between Kent and Ikki, but even that’s barely a bromance imo. They’re quite intent on defeating each other and Kent does get jealous/protective of the Clover heroine around Ikki). Additionally Ura and Ukyo pretty much distrust each other with decisions, Ukyo kind of hates himself and distrusts Ura to the extreme…. where the heck did this (really serious sounding) thought of pairing those two together come from…? (The only thing I can think of is the note that they pass to each other to talk..?)

Saw this in the tag… SAY WHAT?! OAO ARE YOU SERIOUS (The thought never even crossed my mind… man….heck yes it’s weird.) The closest I’ve ever got to this before was thinking UraUkyo’s like Ukyo’s deadly guardian demon (well of course he would take care of Ukyo. If Ukyo goes down, he dies too)…

I can only think of this as crack pairing, a hilarious what if. In which case they’d fight over everything from what to eat for breakfast to what colour socks they should wear that day… which hardly makes a pairing imo. (They’re more like squabbling siblings lol.)

But yeah, Amnesia guys don’t even have a single shred of BL hint in them (except maybe the rivalry between Kent and Ikki, but even that’s barely a bromance imo. They’re quite intent on defeating each other and Kent does get jealous/protective of the Clover heroine around Ikki).
Additionally Ura and Ukyo pretty much distrust each other with decisions, Ukyo kind of hates himself and distrusts Ura to the extreme…. where the heck did this (really serious sounding) thought of pairing those two together come from…? (The only thing I can think of is the note that they pass to each other to talk..?)

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