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Winnie the Pooh reads Darth Vader’s lines

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im-a-walking-paradox:

when your friends smoke but you dont 

Why do I find this so funny

my life

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oyesiam1:

Mae Martin: «No it’s made of vegetables.»

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coward:

coward:

coward:

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post

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prettylittletmi:

Ellen’s Oscar Pizza Guy Gets His Tip

For all the people who said Ellen didn’t tip the kid …. here’s the proof that she did indeed tip quite generously.

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artapparent:

Daughter finally stands up to her Dad.

The wife laughing in the background is fucking adorable fjlsdbfjkadsfadsfas

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captainvonkummerspeck:

the-almost-doctor:

the red string of fate

is that a fruit rollup

no its the red string of fate

the-almost-doctor:

captainvonkummerspeck:

the-almost-doctor:

the red string of fate

is that a fruit rollup

no its the red string of fate

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Okay. But let’s talk about Thor for a second. Thor does not get enough love and (Loki forgive me) he is honestly one of the best fucking characters Marvel has. And it’s shown so simply and so beautifully right here. He is so fucking chill about everything. Obviously, he doesn’t live in space, he lives in Asgard. But he knows everyone thinks he’s kinda like an alien, and he just goes along with it because why not? These humans are funny in their lack of understanding, but it’s an endearing kind of funny. Just like in the first movie, where Darcy tells him to smile so she can take a picture of him and he has no fucking clue what she’s doing or what a phone is and it could kill him for all he knows but he just fucking smiles and keeps eating his delicious pancakes because he’s just so chill like that. And if you look at his face in the first gif, it’s very serious and concentrated but the moment Darcy starts talking to him he loosens up and is like “Muscles? Ah, yes I suppose I am quite muscular. Oh, she’s inquiring about Asgard. But she called it space. She seems confused as to my origins, but it’s not of import. I like space, that’s a good name. I shall call it space too.”

And that little head nod he does back to her in the last gif. I’m dead. Deceased. Murdered from Thor cuteness

He’s just.. ugh, Thor doesn’t get enough appreciation. There are so many little things he does that go ignored but no more. His complete adorableness will be appreciated. 

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