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[Help!] I’m Not Sure Who I Like Anymore (´･ω･`)

vgperson:

The fifth and final part of the saga from 2ch. Make sure to start from the first thread. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.)

#2ch
Substituting for the OP.
Not really sure what the title means…

#2ch
ARREST HIM ALREADY.

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2ch: “MAKE SURE TO POST LIVE WHILE YOU’RE LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY!”

2ch: “[Help!] I’m Not Sure Where My Girlfriend’s Hole Is”

I’M DYING OF LAUGHTER, HELP.

2ch: Men who can’t cook ain’t suited for marriage, dude!
OP: I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)

*facepalm*

Aww darn, looks like the whole thing ended without a closure. But the OP’s family was rich… I’m guessing quite influential as well, because he wasn’t arrested.

(Source: majikichisokuhou.blog34.fc2.com)

[Help!] My Girlfriend Is Testing Me (´･ω･`)

vgperson:

Part four of the saga from 2ch. Make sure to start from the first thread. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.)

#OP
I’m being tested by this girl I’m dating…
How’s a guy supposed to react to this kind of thing? Tell me, somebody… (´･ω･`)

#2ch
…Denko guy? Is that you?

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… he hugged her from the back and grabbed her arm when she tried to run away. FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU SO CREEPY OMFG. I have chills down my spine. Why isn’t he arrested yet?

Looks like someone who actually knows the girl came to her defence, and he’s going to hunt this person down! OAO THIS IS A FRICKING HORROR STORY.

Oh she kicked him, she kicked her stalker good. That’s a girl with some guts, she’s supposed to be mousy from what I’ve gathered.

Ah, the drama. I love a good drama. She rejected him properly… and apparently there’s still more drama.

(Source: majikichisokuhou.blog34.fc2.com)

[Help!] I Can’t Contact My Girlfriend (´･ω･`)

vgperson:

The second thread of the saga from 2ch. Make sure to read the first thread. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.)

#OP
I don’t have any romantic experience, so I’m not too sure, but this girl I just started dating yesterday emailed me saying not to email her.
And now I can’t get a hold of her. What do you think it could be? (´･ω･`)
Was there an incident? Is she fickle? Did she have an accident? Is she testing me?
Like I said, I’m not experienced, so please give me advice.

#2ch
(´･ω･`) Are you sure you were dating to begin with?

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“I’VE ONLY SENT 70 EMAILS SO FAR.”

I’M DYING.

He’s REALLY clueless! I’m being so mean here, but just… I’ve never heard of anyone so clueless before! Goodness! This is obscenely clueless, bordering on trolling.

“Getting 70 emails in a day from somebody I don’t like would bring me to gross sobbing.” Totally agreeing with this 2channer.

Edit: “You’re still only banned from phone calls and emails.
Do you have a carrier pigeon? “

There’s quite a lot of trolls on 2ch. =_=;; I’m starting to feel really sorry for the OP. How did he ever survive everyday?

“OP’s love is so pure, I don’t think I could possibly imitate it.”

…neither can I

(Source: majikichisokuhou.blog34.fc2.com)

[Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´･ω･`)

vgperson:

A tale from 2ch of girls, emails, and hamsters. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.)

#OP
There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school, and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko.
Once we hit second year, we went out drinking, and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers.
We started out talking often, but she hasn’t answered me in three days now.
I’m getting depressed just thinking that Denko might be sick, or that something happened to her… (´･ω･`)
Please, somebody give me some advice.

#2ch
SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU.
GIVE IT UP.

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That (´･ω･`) face being used like punctuation is really annoying. If all his 600 emails in 3 days to her were like that, I’m not surprised she’d reject him. D:

(Source: majikichisokuhou.blog34.fc2.com)