secrethandshake:

me digging your grave.

secrethandshake:

me digging your grave.

(Source: napsmear, via wentworthsbitch)

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slapping-asian-slippers:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

dustinmathisen:

missisjoker:

This girl should get an award!

Or maybe a job in the movies and then win tons of awards.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT’S NOT JOHNNY DEPP

HOW

slapping-asian-slippers:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

dustinmathisen:

missisjoker:

This girl should get an award!

Or maybe a job in the movies and then win tons of awards.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT’S NOT JOHNNY DEPP

HOW

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274,425 notes

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

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266,886 notes

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.


#it looks like slenderman taking his kid out for take your kid to work day

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.

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214,616 notes

odditiesoflife:

10 Creepy Halloween Food Ideas

  1. Witch’s Finger Cookies
  2. Zombie Brain Jello Shots
  3. Raspberry Jello Worms on a Bed of Chocolate Doughnut Crumbs
  4. Turkey Eyeballs
  5. Halloween Ribs and Sausage
  6. Marshmallow and Peanut Butter Dirty Ear Wax Q-Tips
  7. Turkey Cake
  8. Meat Hand
  9. Intestine Cake
  10. Jello Heart

source 1, 2

(Source: odditiesoflife, via vaysh)

duessa:

cassieisclose:

steelbeewithyou:

Easy there, Satan

I want this. I will totally chase children with this thing, right down the fucking street.

That is some Scooby Doo villain shit right there.

duessa:

cassieisclose:

steelbeewithyou:

Easy there, Satan

I want this. I will totally chase children with this thing, right down the fucking street.

That is some Scooby Doo villain shit right there.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via mybigdip)

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snortinghotcheetos:

toastradamus:

I can’t wait for Christmas so I can eat oreos filled with the congealed blood of Christ

what the fuck is wrong with you

snortinghotcheetos:

toastradamus:

I can’t wait for Christmas so I can eat oreos filled with the congealed blood of Christ

what the fuck is wrong with you

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leann-pepper:

snailmuffin:

airmandonovan:

I WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET TODAY

image

AND THERE WAS ORANGE MILK

ORANGE MILK

FOR FUCKING HALLOWEEN 

WHY CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN WHEN YOU CAN BE HALLOWEEN MOTHERFUCKER

TruMoo knows where its at

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drippingsun:

it’s the most wonderful time of the year

drippingsun:

it’s the most wonderful time of the year

(via rockerfox999)

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